I HATE taking a shower with my significant other!!!
- I'm always in the back of the shower cold as fuck waiting for water
- I'm always paranoid when maneuvering around the shower, scared I'ma bust my ass...
- Then if I'm boning in the shower my eyes are usually on fire from a combo of sweat and hot water
- Most of the time I lose wood because the temp of the water drops once the hot water runs out
- I have to listen to her critique me on how to wash my OWN ass! I've only been doing it by myself for the past 20+yrs! Don't think I need a coach now...
- Her hair gets everywhere so when I'm toweling off i'm finding her hair stuck to my chest or wrapped around my balls..