Thursday, January 8, 2009

Random Thought by micAh!

Who was the originator of the "attah-boy ass-pat"? I remember the 1st time it happened to me. It was the 90's when I 1st started playing fast pitch baseball (tee ball, coach pitch, fast pitch for you slow-mo's) and I channeled my inner Rickey Henderson by stealing my 1st base which put me in position to score the winning run. Well when I got back to the dugout my teammates were patting me on the back but then all of a sudden I felt this searing pain shoot from my ass up my back (pause). I turned around confused and rearing in pain only to see that it was my coach who had just killed my innocence. That day I became an adult against my will.. I've felt dirty ever since...

1 comment:

Mr. Jolla said...

LMFAO...oh shit...I hate the Hell out of that gay shit...when hooping, I take "the sprint" on some Shaq/Cellphone shit to get back on D so that they're coming up court after me and have to only offer me a measly hi five...even if they weren't on that. I think it's safe to say that some of the very first "good teammates" on some James Posey shit were homos or touchy feely...SMH

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