Monday, March 30, 2009

"Shoot the ball Adrian! SHOOT IT!" - Prince Rodgers Nelson


^
This nigga here..smh

anyways...

That new Prince is str8 crack!!!


Prince > MJJ

"You should be a gentleman and please watch what you say..." - Curtis


Silly negro.. Be glad I even bring you up on my blog...


Lookin' like Don C's gay stunt double...

Sunday, March 29, 2009

ROCKS!!!


I am so fucking tired of hearing the sound of rocks crunching underneath my feet! You can hardly walk anywhere w/o hearing the sound of rocks! The shit is like nails scratching across a chalk board to me! Every time I step on the ground I wanna drop to my knees and start punching it...

This is why the headphones STAY on my dome..


note to self: Good investment buying those expensive ass Bose headphones!

She ain't know what she was fucking with....

If you fuck w/ me, however minor it may be, I'm gonna come back at'cha way worse...

You draw a stick figure of me w/ a black-eye & naps and I draw a picture of you looking like a spider monkey!


P.S. If you ain't know I can indeed draw like a champ. I just don't choose to broadcast it (subliminal shot? mayyybeee..lol) and it pisses my mom off! A waste of talent she likes to call it...

This is what I eat for breakfast daily...*sigh*


FML...

Saturday, March 28, 2009

I'm starting to get reallllll crackish for the Yeezy's...


The complex article had me sold!!! Prior to that I was on the fence.

E-vil what's good homie?!

micAh!'s woman of the day....


Vanessa Ferlito (born December 28, 1980) is an American actress.


She was Candi the Hooker's friend in "Madea Goes To Jail". Even though she had a lil' tummy action going on in the movie (which I chalked up to hooker bloat) she was looking right after she got clean! Those eyes and lips! "WHOOOOOHHH!!! Might make ya head pop!" (c) Nutty Professor

She look like Angelina Jolie's stunt double...

Today at work....


We was watching "Madea Goes to Jail" (shitty btw). If you haven't seen the movie it's basically a story of a Capt'n Save-a-Hoe ass nigga (Antwan Fisher aka Derrick Luke) who feels responsible for the rape of his friend and wants to save her. The reason he shoulders the blame is because he brought Candi (Keisha Knight Pulliam) to a party during their college years. Well he leaves her by herself at the party and she ended up getting gang raped by a group of football players.

moving along...

He's goes on to become a successful city D.A. and she goes on to become a successful ho-fessional. Their paths eventually cross years down the line and it conjures up the memory of that horrible night that they both tried to put behind themselves. Since he's in a position where he can help her he tries everything in his Capt'n Save-a-hoe powers help her all while neglecting his bad ass Traci Edmonds looking bride-to-be.

"wrap it up!" - (c) Chappelle Show

Capt'n completes his mission and saves the hooker.


whew....


I basically started an shitstorm with the women in the office by screaming out "UGHHHHHH!!!! He kissed a fuckin' hooker!" during the moment Capt'n Save-A-Hoe kisses Candi finally rescuing her. My argument was: I don't give a fuck what the situation is YOU NEVER WIFE A FUCKING PROSTITUTE!!!

Points brought up by the ladies during this debate:
  • she was molested by her step-father
  • she was raped
  • she was on drugs
  • she had a hard life
  • micAh! is shallow
  • you don't know if the chick you used to date slept with mad guys
  • "whats the difference between yo' ass Amey?!? You slept with mad girls!"
  • She changed! She's no longer a prostitute

Now for MY points:

  • She's taken a lot of cock so her cooch might be wrecked
  • She's sucked a bunch of penis so you'll be kissing half the cities dicks
  • yes I know I'm shallow and I'm unapologetic for it...
  • just because she changed doesn't negate the fact she sold her body
  • the difference between me and a prostitute is the qty of girls i've been with IS NO WHERE CLOSE TO THAT OF A HOOKERS!! Oh yeah I didn't get paid for it either.. *maybe I should look into that. hmmmm...*
  • yes its tragic she was raped and molested but so have plenty of other people and you don't see them hooking...
  • and you're right I don't know how many people the chicks I date sleep with but that's why I make it a rule TO NOT ASK! What I don't know won't hurt me!
That being said I leave it to you the readers!

Gotta love moms...


Typical dialouge between me and moms...

I sent my Supreme order to her house and here's what she had to say.

From: Kathryn Mitchell <*******@hotmail.com>
To: micah amey
Sent: Saturday, March 28, 2009 6:30:48 AM
Subject: RE:


dryer on the way $47.25 with postage.I received a package for you today,what is it?

Date: Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:54:45 -0700
From: micahamey@yahoo.com
Subject: Re:
To: *******@hotmail.com


nothing that concerns you... lol some clothing items.

From: Kathryn Mitchell <*******@hotmail.com>
To: micah amey
Sent: Saturday, March 28, 2009 6:58:02 AM
Subject: RE:


That shits in the trash! WHAT! Nig

Date: Fri, 27 Mar 2009 21:09:45 -0700
From: micahamey@yahoo.com
Subject: Re:
To: *********@hotmail.com


Don't be ugly kat!

From: Kathryn Mitchell <*********@hotmail.com>
To: micah amey
Sent: Saturday, March 28, 2009 7:10:59 AM
Subject: RE:


you bring it out in me.i leave tommarrow for Hawaii 5:45 am

Date: Fri, 27 Mar 2009 21:44:26 -0700
From: micahamey@yahoo.com
Subject: Re:
To: *******@hotmail.com


THIS TIME can you NOT bring me back another ghetto ass "Blacka-the-berry-sweet-the-juice" shirt or fake ass nike shirt back from Hawaii this time!? Lord MY mother...





FML...

Got this e-mail at work today...

Subject: warning shake your boots before you go to work

Body:
The first picture is known as the Deathstlaker scorpion and its habitat
happens to be around here, they have a very painful sting but less
likely to kill a healthy adult but children and the elderly are more at
risk.


The second picture is known as the fat tail scorpion and they
are known to have killed several people in a year, their habitat is in
the Middle East. One sting from the fat tail scorpion CAN CAUSE DEATH.

So before you go to work take a few seconds to shake your boots because
these guys could possibly be in there.


Wow...

What kinda shit is this to receive 1st thing in the AM at work?!? FML...lol

HMMMMMM....

Me and my homie Big Ash was having a lil' online chat about the most niggerish college bball teams and we broke it down to two teams:

1. The Fab 5

Key Points:
  • Popularized Baggy/Long Shorts
  • Didn't give a fuck about running the score up
  • Revolutionized killing your spirit by yelling in your face even though you were already embarrassed after getting dunked on!
  • Rock'd whatever shoes they wanted to rock (including J's). Fuck a team shoe!!!
  • Pretty much the standard definition of a College Player ballin' off of Boosters
  • Would do niggerish shit like throwing oops off the glass even though they had an open layup...

2. The Running Rebels of UNLV

Key Points:
  • Pretty much a loose collective of Criminals
  • The coach Jerry Tarkanian was the most thuggerific coach next to Bob Huggins
  • Shitted on Americans white boys (Dookie) in the championship game.
    (still hold the record for largest defeat margin in a championship game)
  • Hell LJ's single gold tooth in the front was so niggerish! and he STILL was able to get endorsements!
  • Stacy Augmon allegedly whooped some ass at a bar during his Runnin' Rebels days

Honorable mention: Phi Slamma Jamma, UNC during the carter-wallace era, and Da Hoyas during Ewing/Mutumbos reign of terror..


"...So niggerish/tickle us pink like white girl clitiorus" - Gene Thorton

SHAMe-WOWWWW!!!

Jesus take the wheel...smh
The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.
Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.

THIS SHIT IS FUNNY ON TOO MANY LEVELS!!!

I couldn't stop laughing reading this shit!
  1. Hiring a hooker??! FTL
  2. KISSING A HOOKER!?!? FTL!!!
  3. Punching the bitch so she'll let go of your tongue (TOO FUNNY!)



big ups to the homie FigJam for this link...



source


Like we even needed ANOTHER reason to be on Team LBJ!


*dead* @ dude on the ground..

Thursday, March 26, 2009

"I ain't saying it's ok but I understand..." - Chris Rock


Let me 1st start of saying that I HAVE NEVER EVER EVER EVER PUT MY HANDS ON A CHICK!!! Not even yokin' her up by the arm or anything like that! That being said:

NO ONE IS ABOVE GETTING DROPPED!

I've had this convo w/ folks many of times! Even before the whole Chris Brown/Rihanna shit! My Mom used to tell me "don't let no woman hit on you because if she finds she can get away with that shit she'll keep on doing it!" Now she wasn't giving a nigga the green light to just go out and start deckin' bitches. She was basically saying that if a chick ever put her hands on me then I need to immediately set some parameters at that very moment!

"How would you set your paramaters micAh?"

Why I'm glad you asked that!

1. The Mush - the act of palming someones face and pushing the shit outta it!
If you ever gotten mushed before it's never a pleasent feeling. Its not that it hurts you physically but it's the embarassing aspect of it that gets the job done. After you get mushed generally the 1st thing that pops up in your head is "WTF?!" and then it's normally followed by a "I know damn well this nigga ain't just mush me!"

2. The Anthony - the act of choking the shit outta someone after you tried to walk away from confrontation. (See "Dead Presidents")
Now I've never tried this particular act before but I can damn sure see myself doing it. Nothing worse than getting nagged after you tried to dead a situation. That shit'll drive anyone to do an Anthony on anyone!

3. The Weave Check - the act of grabbing someone and literally trying to shake a fucking track outta their head!
I've also never done this act before but outta the 3 this is the one I'd be more likely to roll with. If you keep hitting me and getting up in my face I'd snap EVENTUALLY! Like they say EVERYONE has a breaking point. I feel bad for the 1st chick that takes me there cuz I'ma try to give that bitch the adult version of SBS (Shaken Baby Sydrome).




Hitting is wrong! I just included this pic above because dudes face is hilarious!

Oh I ain't forget nigga!


while doing a lil' spring cleaning on the hard drive I stumbled across this gem.



E-vil all I gotta say is THE CAMERA WILL BE THERE THIS TIME!!! Direct to DVD status on you nigga..




side note: "ur the Charles Hamilton of this hoopin' shit" still makes me laugh.. you're a fool.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

this is bullshit! FML!!!!


Coldplay is gonna be at the VA Bch Amphitheatre in May and I'm going to miss it!


FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML!!!!!!

This N STAY losin'...smh


We rockin' fake gear now? Thats what's hot these days?



ANOTHER black eye for my state! Jesus take the wheel... smh

Today at work....


A group of us (including some ladies) were discussing lingere and how it's sexy, etc.. So they start going around asking what our fave types of panties where and when they got to me I responded "the ones on the floor..."

They (the girls) ain't like that...

Thanks....

...to those who've sent me Care Packages. I truly appreciate it!


And for those who ain't hooked the kid up with one you get a stern head shaking from me. smh

FML...

Today for breakfast I had:

3 Egg whites

1 Slice of Wheat Toast w/ peanut butter

1 Green Apple

and

A bottle of water...



...My homegirl sat in front of me eating:

French Toast

Bacon

and

a fat ass omelete...


FML...

Monday, March 23, 2009

ahhhh Seems like it was only yesterday...


...when I made it a habit to religiously wake up an hr earlier than I needed to just to watch Sportscenter so I could see Vin-sanities latest shitting...

Those were the days!

Thank god for Bron' Bron'..


P.S. Vince = Florida Boy

P.P.S. we don't include T-Wack in ANY Fl athlete convo. Danny Wuerffel gets more love than that bum ass nigga.

Brandon Taylor.. u silly MF.


Sonn'n Season doesn't give a FUCK that you don't have a blog. Maybe if your spokesperson refrained from throwing you to the wolves and talking general tom-foolery, then you wouldn't have to worry about me shittin' on you...

Fran, you've been coming at the kid sideways since my feet touched the sand. For a future roommate you're not very trustworthy...lol

I'm a snake on shed... Leave me alone!

Believe me I got a century worth of jokes. I just don't focus my energy on pissin' on niggaz (no r.kelly) when I'm at the homebase cuz I'm too busy tryin' to cut something.

geez...

p.s. A nigga's heart is filled with anger cuz I'm eating healthy now and I'm not choppin' nuttin' down here.. I'm not happy.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Howard The Duck FTW!!!


Just copped today!!!

I miss the 80's...smh

Forreal Tommy & Charmaine?


*shuddering*

soooooo...


...apparently I'm gheyyyy!!!

That's seems to be the general consensus of these two girls in my office because:
  • I have impeccable hygiene
  • I'm addicted to brushing and flossing
  • I constantly make sure my nails are clean
  • I like collecting sneakers
  • I don't like insects
  • If I saw a guy smack a chick I wouldn't intervene
  • I wear what they call "skinny jeans"
  • I get my haircut twice a week
  • I groom my dick hair
  • I shave my chest
  • I have a best friend who's gay
  • I'm an advocate of equal rights for the gay community
  • I comment on what bitches wear when I see pics of them
  • I like Beyonce
  • I wouldn't care if my child was gay
  • I love shopping
  • I'm trying to sculpt my body and improve my health
  • I have a great relationship with my mom
  • I'm addicted to Burts Bee's Wax
  • I get a pedicure once a month


ummm ok? My rebuttal:

-I have impeccable hygiene
When was it taboo to want to NOT be dirty? um ok?

-I'm addicted to brushing and flossing
I'm sorry I don't want my teeth looking like this!

-I constantly make sure my nails are clean
Do you know how much bacteria is underneath your nails?

-I like collecting sneakers
Dumb ass I stack gwop from kicks... plus I like "stylin' on em"

-I don't like insects
FUCK BUGS, I'm not Bear Grylls.

-If I saw a guy smack a chick I wouldn't intervene
I don't condone gorilla pimpin' bitches but one smack ain't enough for me to go Rocky Balboa! But if he went Iceberg Slim on her then I'd jump in.

-I wear what they call "skinny jeans"
My shits is far from skinny jeans! They're called "slim cut" dumb ass.

-I groom my dick hair
I don't need a girl searching through the forest and stopping to pull pubes outta her mouth constantly while giving me head.

-I shave my chest
This ain't the 70's and I ain't Burt Reynolds.

-I'm an advocate of equal rights for the gay community
I don't think ANYONE should be discriminated against! Black, Latino, Jew, gay, etc...

-I comment on what bitches wear when I see pics of them
I like the TOTAL package. Just because a girl looks good don't make her a dime. If she can't dress for shit then I'm not interested because she has no flavor. Flavor is imporant...

-I like Beyonce
She can dance, sing, act (not really) and she's fine! FTW
side note: Beyonce > Kelis

-I wouldn't care if my child was gay
Love is blind.. plus statistically speaking gay folks are generally cleaner, shy away from crime, more successful career-wise and smarter.

-I love shopping
I like looking fresh. Who wants to be a bum ass nigga?

-I'm trying to sculpt my body and improve my health
When you look good you feel good plus I got high chlorestoral, high blood pressure, diabetes, etc.. in my family. I don't want to go down any of those routes!

-I have a great relationship with my mom
That's my best friend on earth. I'm not apologizing for that or justifying that relationship!

-I'm addicted to Burts Bee's Wax
When did cracked, ashy ass, chapped lips EVER been acceptable?

-I get a pedicure once a month
I play a shit load of ball. I got broken toenails and all types of fuckery! No girl wants some fucking eagle talon/bear claws bumping up against her leg in the bed! Talk about a MOOD KILLER!


I think the number one thing that would make me not gay is the fact that I DON'T LIKE THE COCK!

I Need These In My Life


Ruger Rell the illest in Dipset...PERIOD!

Who got a link?

I would love to dive in at this moment..sigh

So far...


My current deployment heavy rotation tracks are:

Fam-Lay - Skrunt Owt
OJ Da Juiceman - 50 Bricks
Gucci Mane - Pillz
Mos Def - The Panties
Beyonce' - Diva
Gucci Mane - I Might Be
kanYeWest - Flashing Lights
Gangstarr - Capture (Militia PT.III)
Gwen Stefani - Orange County Girl
Frank Sinatra - To Russia With Love
Coldplay - Lost
The Firm - 5 Minutes to Flush
Hell Rell - Get Ready
Cam'Ron - Bottom of the Pussy Hole
The Clipse - Numb it Down


Saturday, March 21, 2009

Whaddup P!?

I miss kickin' it w/ you on tdy's and at work homie!


Damn who else am I gonna play madden with while being tortured w/ salsa and merengue music playing in the background? lol

and don't even get me started on those fuckin' birds makin all that noise!


I'm still gonna son Dolphin-Teeth Jones too. Just cuz that nigga in Japan hasn't made him untouchable!

Good Flick...


"Inspired by Basquiat set my chariots on fire/everybody took shots, fill my body up i'm tired/build me up, break me down, build me up again/they like "Hov we need you back so we can kill yo' ass again..." - Sean Corey

Jean-Michel Basquiat - (December 22, 1960August 12, 1988) was a Haitian American artist. He gained popularity first as a graffiti artist in New York City, and then as a successful 1980s-era Neo-expressionist artist. Basquiat's paintings continue to influence modern-day artists and command high prices.


I watched Basquiat today and I must say it was a pretty dope movie. I mean I know it's not entirely acurate but it vividly portrayed this modern day picasso as a tortured soul but talented indivual who succumbed to his deamons. I walked away from the movie wanting to learn more about him...


WHAT THE FUCK?

Back when bigotry was acceptable..smh

Its inevitable...


I'll probably look like this during the summer..

fuck.

Random Thought by micAh!


If cmon flipped this it would be a dope graphic for a t-shirt...

I'm just saying...

Fit to Fight...


When I 1st saw this pic awhile ago I figured that homie was a isolated case. Mannnnnnnn this shit is a fucking EPIDEMIC! I always knew the Air Force had some fat mawfuckas. Pretty much everyone knows that. Its broadly known that we don't really give a fuck about PT. The Marines and Army are basically seen as the example of how we (the military as a whole) should look physically.

"Damn shit done changed..." - Christopher Wallace

Since the Army has relaxed their rules and regulations so they can maintain a acceptable level of soldiers due to the "war on terror" the shit has gotten outta hand! Man I ain't never seen so many fat as military folks in my life!

Why ya'll keep fuckin' w/ me?


Let me be.. I just wanna get my Arab Money and do these numbers.. Keep on fuckin' w/ me! I got my computer nerd homies workin' on my nuclear bomb.

I STILL need this in my life...




side note: if one more dumb ass ask me why I'm rocking a rubber watch again I'ma gonna mush em'...

Me - "It's a Spike Lee G-Shock"
Girl - "What's a G-Shock and why does he have a watch?"
Me - "kill yourself..."
Girl - "ewww Amey you're a dick..."
Me - *gasface*

WOW!!


My roommate here is 100% Navajo Native American. But this is not your typical Native American. This nigga is ghetto as hell. He be jamming screw music, drinking 40's and doing straight up Hood Rat stuff! (word to Latarian Milton).

moving along..

We was sitting in our jail cell (room) chopping it up talking about typical guy shit then all of a sudden he interrupts me and asks me "hey you know where I can buy some Kani online?"

Me: "Kani? You mean like Karl Kani?"

Him: "Yeah"

Me: "People still wear that shit?"

Him: "Yeah! I got a few sweaters by him! I think they only sell it in Europe."
(he stationed in Germany)

Me: "Uhhh naw homie I don't know where to find that shit"

By now I'm still beside myself with shock that this nigga asked me about some fucking Karl Kani, so I attempt to transition into another topic with the following: "oh word? His wife is fine as shit..."


wow..smh

Dear Francis...


What the fuck is a BRANDON TAYLOR?


...that name doesn't put fear in my heart nor does it even register in my brain as something I should be concerned about.

Silly N...smh

He's losing weight and I'm turning into shaq 96'... Diesel and ready for whatever..

-micAh! aka Kazaam aka Sonn'n Season...

p.s. that pic above is Brandon pre-weight loss...

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

I'm fitna go crazy out this bitch!

"FLIES!!! MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF GODDAMN FLIES EVERYWHERE!!!" - Jamie Foxx



These flies out here are working my goddamn nerves! I thought I was in the middle east not in the heart of Sudan! I see why the African's be like "fuck it" when it comes to swatting the flies off them. It's pointless! You kill one and 12 cousins avenge the niggaz death and harass the shit outta you..

Today's Workout...Back, Shoulders, Biceps & Forearms

I do 5 Sets staggered at 2x 15 reps, 2x 10reps, 1 set 8 reps for EVERY exerciese

Upright Row

Side Deltoid Raise

Shrug

Front Deltoid Raise

Behind-The-Neck Press (hate these)

T-Bar Row

Dumbbell Swing (hate these too)

Wide-Grip Row

One-Arm Dumbbell Row

Preacher Curl

Reverse Grip Barbell Curl

Forearm Curl

Reverse Forearm Curl

Considered these COPPED!!!


Vans X Supreme



Side note: I really gotta start moving away from red kicks... Starting to notice an ongoing trend here.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Re-evaluate your life Francis...


Damn I only been gone 3 weeks and niggaz is looking like the president of the gay chapter of the Black Panther Party. That's what hot in VA these days?


"...damn shit done changed." - Christopher Wallace

damn..

It's only 82 degrees today and I'm hot as shit.. That constant 120 degrees come summer time is gonna put me on my ass...

Saturday, March 14, 2009

SHOTS FIRED!!!


K-Dubb you have fucked up. I used to view you as a cute chica who knows how to make a funny here and there. But now I view you as FAIR GAME. You sealed your fate for thiss comment:
DAMNNN!! And this is the dude that said he was gonna beat me and take my size 6.5 shoes?… GET OUTTAAA HEREEEE!

You have earned ya'self a round trip plane ticket from Shittsburgh to VA all paid by me. I'm gonna son you and then put you back on the plane. Feel privileged! Not many people get to know the day that they get their feelings hurt in advanced.

HELP!!!

I need a 120GB or 160GB iPod. If you know anyone selling one then holla at da kid...

copped...




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