Thursday, April 30, 2009

I need these in my life!




E-vil , you got a hookup?!

Tsk Tsk...

Shame to the silly aggin' who gave her NON "Nike Air" heel'd J's! I give her kudos for pretending like she enjoyed them. Sources say the next morning she walked her dog in them.
The cake is killing the shoes....


Side note: Va$tie isn't lookin' as dope as she normally does. The straight hair does nothing for her.


"duh duh duh ANOTHER one bites the dust!"


I bet Bey's not give Sean Corey no issues... You'll be aight kinfolk.

People actually do this?!

April 24: Tweet-Dropping
When a twitter user has a one-way conversation with a celebrity so that to the users followers, it seems like they are talking to a celebrity and thus are instantly 端ber-cool in the eyes of their followers, when in fact they are a loser with nothing better to do than have a fake conversation with themselves. Similar to name dropping IRL, but even more annoying and even less likely to be true.
Tweet-Dropper: @BritneySpears How did the barbecue go? I heard Justin Timberlake was there too >.<>

wow...lol

A visual orgasm...

The Aston-Martin One-77












"LAAAA-LA-LA-LA WAIT TIL' I GET MY MONEY RIGHT..."


Wednesday, April 29, 2009

This is how Eric is gonna be when I let him score a basket...

Oh yeah son after our phone convo today you just made Sonn'n Season's list...

The list is as follows:

(in order of importance)

6. Neef *sleeping*

5. Forehead Hodges *yawn*

4. Jus *yawn*

3. Brandon

2. E-vil aka Eric aka

1. The one they call FRANCIS

"Headz Ain't Ready" - Buckshot

Guess what I'm rocking to the X-mas party this year!

All I can do is SMH

This auction is pure hilarity! WOW!

"Riding the crimson waveeeee"

I've done a lot of trifling shit in my day but one thing I REFUSE TO DO IS KNOCK A GIRL DOWN WHILE SHE'S ON THE RAG! That ish is BEYOND gross to me! I was talking to my homegirl at work yesterday and she was like "shit that's the time where girls want to do it the most and are the wettest!" I immediately shot her the look of disgust and she responded to it by saying "you better suck it up and put a towel down!"




So I ask ya'll...


Am I buggin'?

Jesus take the wheel...smh

What kinda Joe Dirt ish is this? This is what happens when you try to be down TOO MUCH. You lose touch w/ where you came from.
"Rich & Rude/Believe me it's so true/ya pockets flat as Eve's face from a profile view..." - Hakim Seriki aka Chamillionaire

Question?


Why doesn't Hampton Roads have an Urban Outfitters?

Damn, Terrence & Gene have stepped it up a few notches..

This would be a nice cop for the kid especially seeing how I got a few trips lined up when I touch home.. Vegas, that you beckoning? Florida, what's that you say? T-Dot, is scratched off the list now (whaddup J!), NY, we'll dance together in due time.









I wonder what the $'ll be? I'm guesstimating around $875+...
EGHKKK!!!





Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Welcome Home...

VVNDS 95' for the lowski... These'll suffice since FRANCIS dropped the ball on the Yeezys. I used to think you had "the juice", word to Omar Epps..smh

SUPPORT...

Can't wait to come back...

I miss the 90's...

Man I miss growing up during the 80's/90's. But the 90s in particular I hold dear to me. The rampant bootleging of various pop culture icons was pretty much EVERYWHERE.
Damn those shirts were drawn TERRRIBLY but niggaz ain't care as long as their Bart Simpson or Toon characters was black or nigga-fied!















I can't front my grandma used to stay buying me these shirts and I would rock em' proudly!
Clothing from the EARLY 90's I miss:
-baseball jerseys
-hockey jerseys
-black colliegiate sportswear
-leather Nike visors
- Malcolm X hats
-black pride medallions (why did I sell mine on ebay!!?! smh...)
-jean overalls w/ the one side hangin down
-hypercolor shirts
-niggaz rocking combat boots lol
-Dwayne Wayne flip up sunglasses
-and just about all nikes released then!!!




There's having style and then there's...



...trying too hard.
Lady GaGa is starting to annoy me.

Monday, April 27, 2009

No wonder they blow shit up!


It was 115 yesterday! The crazy/sad part is it's not even close to how bad it's gonna be!
smh...

Sunday, April 26, 2009

WOW!


I haven't made a pitcher of Kool-Aid in damn near 9yrs!

"...it's mandatory/see that pussy, they hand it me/I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story." - Nasir


I can honestly say without any reservations that I've only spit game to a chick one time in my whole life. Why? Because I don't need to spit game at a girl because 1. I don't have the patience to play games, 2. it's a waste of time, and 3. in my eyes it comes off of pigheaded and lameeeee...


Over the years I've been able to constantly GTD (if you watch martin you should know that acronym) because of the one thing the good lord blessed me with a lot of CHARM. If you haven't realized by now ya boy is quite the charmer. Some call it being a flirt but I disagree. Yeah I may flirt here and there but at the root of that flirting was some charming ass shit I said to you that opened the door for a quick flirt. Who would've knew that a quick flash of the pearly whites accompanied by a birth defect that people love aka a dimple would pave the way to the dropping of panties?


Now, some people may confuse being a charmer with being a bullshitter but there is a vast difference between the two. Lets break it down shall we? A bullshitter will use all types of skulduggery tactics (word to m.tyson), lies, deceit, etc... to get into ya drawers but a charmer on the other hand is forthright and upfront with his intentions. The majority of the time a charming individual develops a friendship with a person before having sex with them. Why? Because if a long-term relationship doesn't blossom between the two they'll still be able to maintain a budding friendship. The reason for this is because through the development of the relationship you've opened up to the woman and somewhere in there you've developed a connection with her that shows her you're an honest and generally good person. The connection that she has with you won't leave her feeling dirty, deceive and bamboozled after letting you cut.


When it comes to dealing with women I've consistently held on to the gem my momma kicked to me as a young "son, the worst thing in the world is a woman scorned." I've pretty much developed that as my mantra when it comes to relationships. That being said it's HARD AS HELL to cut ties with a chick and still maintain a friendship. Why? Because women are fucking psycho. I've been saying for years that I think all women are bi-polar to a certain degree. Some are worse then others obviously.

Welcome Home...




Saturday, April 25, 2009

I wanna mush her so bad right now... I think you know why.


Thank God for CNNSI daily cheerleader pics!

This lass is a Blazer cheerleader.
moving on...
The 1st thing my eye immediately zeroed in on was those tummy stretch marks! SOME ONE GOT A SEED sitting at home!

Troy & Larry your seasons are officially FUCKED now.


and you say I'M the weird one?

So today I was eating a bowl of Fruit Loops and after I got done eating them I starting drinking the milk. My supervisor walks by and exclaims "EWWW you nasty! Drinking the milk is so nasty!" Wow, this coming from the woman who eats popcorn w/ hot sauce....

Friday, April 24, 2009

Ummmm I changed my mind...

At 1st I was diggin' Cassie haircut but now "eeehhh not so much" (c) Borat

Do my eyes deceive me or....

...is Solange looking RIGHT these days?! Lookin' like a mini-bey...

"...argue all day about who's the best MC Biggie, Jay-Z or NaS." - Sean Corey


















Bout time Staple dropped some fly ish since the Jordan dunk contest shirt.



SHOTS FIRED!!!!!

"You know you fucked up right?" - (c) Bill Duke "Menace II Society"
p.s. you're so predicatable...

Mexican Lion


Poor Dog..LMAO

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