Me - mom I ordered something can you see if it arrived there?
Mom - what is it?
Me - don't worry about it ma' dang! Did it get there?
Mom - fuck you nigga I'll burn all this shit up!
Me - *sigh* Ma' is my shit there?!
Mom - yeah it's here, what is it?
Me - A duffle bag...
Mom - Nigga you ordered a duffle bag? A duffle bag Micah?!
Me - yeah!? what's wrong with that?
Mom - I guess, so anyways let me tell you about what this bitch said to me at the shop...