Monday, June 29, 2009

Why I can't be a male model...

Jean-Paul Gaultier lost his damn mind...

Ladies lets step away from Nine West and get it 2gether...

the ones on the right draw an instant "WTF?!"

From Nicholas Kirkwood's Fall 09 Collections...

"When I die bury me a G..." - Jay Jenkins

Don't let me have my paper right when I perish cuz damn if I ain't requesting to be buried underneath a concrete 73' Chevy Impala on 30s! Heaven ain't ready for the kid!

"word to Will buried in his Fila suit and heavy chains/I wanna be iced-up nigga, bury me the same..." - Nasir Jone


The biggest crock of shit on earth!

I lived in England during my middle school years and this afforded me the opportunity to travel all over Europe and expand my horizions at an early age. One of the things I experienced during my many travels across europe were NUDE BEACHES.

The 1st time I went to a nude beach I was shocked beyond measure! I looked down at the sand the whole time I was there because for some odd reason I was embarrassed to get caught looking at free-flowing tittyballs. After about my 3rd time of being at a nude beach I finally got my mind right and was like "fuck it I'ma look!" SMH I should've just stayed shy and embarrassed because that shit was nothing like what they show on TV, AT ALL! I've never seen so many dis-grossting ass bodies in my whole life! So many fucking orangutan titties and beached whale looking bitches posted up all over the beach, like thats whats good in the hood! No kid going through puberty should be BEGGING their moms to go home when being surrounded by titties!

Was I the only one...

...who used to get hype as shit off the HBO intro to movies? I miss the 80's/early 90's.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

R.I.P Billy "KABOOM" Mays (July 20, 1958 - June 28, 2009)

William "Billy" D. Mays, Jr. (July 20, 1958 - June 28, 2009[1]) was a television direct-response advertisement salesperson most notable for promoting OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning, home-based, and maintenance products. His distinctive beard and loud sales pitches have made him a recognizable television presence.[2]

smh @ myself 4 being more shocked about the death of Billy Mays than wacko

I need this in my life....

That damn Charlie Murphy is a fool!

Saturday, June 27, 2009

They're just shoes...

I'm not really big on AF1's but from the moment these dropped I had to have them. Something about the colorway had the kid open like a mawfucka! Now I realized that they're for my Flip brethern but that ain't gon' stop me from rockin' a pair.

One dude I know was like "you can't wear those since you're not Flip homie. That's like me (he's 1/2 flip) wearing some Air Ghana's. " Shiiiiiittttt that ain't stopping folks from rocking the "Island" AF1's or the mannnnnyyy different country variations they had during the world cup! So I'll be damn if someone roll up on me trying to call me out for having these on!

I'ma military brat so I was raised around Philippino's, Thai's, Chinese, Blacks, White, Islanders, Korean's, etc.. I'm probably the most culturally diverse nigga ya know..

Brock, I found your cake for your next b-day!

This picture makes me scratch my head...

Friday, June 26, 2009


I hate to burst ya bubble but MOST men don't give a FUCK about lingere! This girl at work was on Vicky Secret's website for their "annual sale" that all women go ape-shit over looking for some "unmentionables". I had to break it down that she was wasting her money because most of the dudes I know could give a fuck what kinda drawers ya got on as long as them hoes ain't nasty.

Hell I'm so throed with it, you could rock granny panites with Alf on the front and it wouldn't deter me from "GTD".

Random Question

Am I the only person after "droppin' the deuce" turns around and examines it before flushing?

Excuse my tardiness

at age 3 I mastered the "stfu" look.

moving along...

It's been brought to my attention by a certain someone who shall remain nameless that I've been slacking on my blogging. If you've been rocking w/ this blog from the beginning then you know I blog in "seasons" so to speak. That basically translates to "GET OFF my penis I don't get paid for this, I'll update it when I feel like it..."

Now I find it quite entertaining that I got called out by a person who's blog is shittier than Mr.Thanksgiving's. Also to add salt to the wound this same person "...had the audacity!" (c) Snoop in "Baby Boy" to compare my shit to the homie Tom's blog.

"so comparing us, like wine to a grape stain..." - forgot who said that

the following twitter-sation took place after that error in judgement:

ImCourtneyLynn@its_micAh oh yeah also about that smart ass remark about my damn blog...I'm a get to it...why can't ur shit be as funny as @TommyMitche11 ?

TommyMitche11DAMN! "@its_micAh why can't ur shit (blog) be as funny as @TommyMitche11"-(c)@imcourtneylynn

its_micAh@ImCourtneyLynn cuz I'ma cold hearted nigga.. I don't have time to be funny. Niggaz in love @tommymitche11 have the capacity 4 comedy lol

TommyMitche11LMAO "@ImCourtneyLynn Ima cold hearted N I dnt have time to be funny Ns in love w/@tommymitche11 hve the capacity 4 comedy lol(c)@its_micAh

ImCourtneyLynn@its_micAh honestly I don't know how I could make it thru work with you two sites @TommyMitche11 except @its_micAh been kind of /// lol!!!

its_micAh@ImCourtneyLynn now that I think about it, HOW DARE YOU COMPARE MY BLOG TO @tommymitche11 's. Check the page hits u sea monkey! lol

ImCourtneyLynn@its_micAh lol!!!

TommyMitche11See @ImCourtneyLynn @its_micAh blog is like JaeZ mine more so of a NaS, his is flashy for mnstream Quakers mine is strictly for the streets

its_micAh@TommyMitche11 @ImCourtneyLynn "Men lie, women lie, numbers DON'T" - (c) Shawn Corey

*end transmission*

You lucky I'm trying to "walk with Jesus" *blank stare* these days cuz I should've torn your shit to shreds! lol

R.I.P Farrah Fawcett (February 2, 1947 - June 25, 2009)

Swag Surfin' (I swear I just heard that term yesterday) in heaven....I see ya boo!

Thursday, June 25, 2009


"Damn shit done changed..." - Christopher Wallace

We have a term that we use in the military called "Professional Military Image" and that basically translates to "don't look like shit in your uniform". Well it was basically created because folks were passing they're PT tests (due to rampamt/widespread cheating) but still looking fat/sloppy in their uniforms. A lot of women (black women) take offense to the "Professional Military Image" term because they feel like they get singled out more than others. Their basic arguement is "(black) women are more shapely than others so of course my booty, hips, etc.. are going to show more in my uniform."

Now I somewhat agree with that but at the same time I feel they use that whole "women have more body fat then men" argument as a crutch. They love to claim they're "THICK" but in my eyes they sitting a cheeseburger away from being fat. I'm not saying you have to be fucking Chyna the wrestler but damn don't let big momma, auntee such-n-such and so forth continue to pass along generations of falsehood ("baby we just have big bones in our family") because in the long run they're only hampering you from living a healthy lifestyle...

I'd love to start seeing change in the black community because we are our own worse enemies! We have some of the worse eating habits and beliefs! You're not "Thick" girl you're straight up fat!

"Mozoltov, It's a CELEBRATION BITCHES!!!" - Sean Corey

The REAL Superman

My two fave player of all time teaming up! God is truly good!!!

That's your ass Mr. Howard. Suddenly Jellybean just felt an uncomfortable chill go up his spine...

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Soooooo I'm guessing cheap American beer references are...

...the new trends getting humped by American streetwear labels. i.e. Supreme's budwiser collab.. I'm obviously missing something here because I think it's HORRIFICwiggidy-wiggidy-WACK!

Monday, June 22, 2009

Keep it one-hunnid ladies!

Nothing is better than a chick who likes fucking and isn't ashamed to admit it! I hate those prude ass broads that steady front like they're cleaner than a preachers sheets! Just because you admit you like getting your fuck on doesn't make you a ho-bag! It means you're quite in tune with your sexuality and you're comfy with yourself!

I remember me and this dude at work was talking about sex and crazy shit we've done. This chick who was being a nosey ass bitch gon' suck her teeth and say "thats so nasty of ya'll to talk about stuff like that! You should have for respect for me!" I responded "girl sit yo' ass down somewhere cuz 1. we wasn't talking to your nosey ass 2. I know two niggaz who ran a train on you and 3. my homeboy said he pissed on you..."

She should've just minded her fucking biz or kept the shit one-hunid cuz A.) she wouldn't have gotten put on blast and embarrased and B.) we'd probably have more respect for her admitting she's a freaky bitch.


Today after my workout I wanted to go in the gym and shoot around because I haven't touched the rock (pause) in damn near a month. So I go diddy bopping in there and what do I see? The fuckin' Brits in there playing cricket! The 1st thing I thought was "why the fuck aren't they playing this shit outside?! This is fucking bullshit!" So I sat there and watched them play for a half-hour and it actually isn't that wack of a sport.. shit was kinda interesting!

I wanna see...

...a chick who can take 10 steps in these turn around and take 10 more back to her original starting position! If a chick could do that then right then on the spot I'd deem her "That Baddest Bitch EVER!"

These are the ILLEST STAIR EVER!

If you like to get your drink on then these probably won't be suitable for you..

"Light Weight Babbbbyyy" - Ronnie Coleman

I remember at the height of my fat boy days I was in the beginning stages of developing tittyballs! I remember looking in the mirror and thinking to myself "omg I am so disgusting!" Thank God for that reality check because last time I checked girls were more into having THEIR titties sucked on than having to suck on a niggaz titties...

*shudders @ the memory*

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Dear Uncle Rico...

...your incessant hating/comments is forcing my hand. You're gonna get a blog spot dedicated to you negro.

smh @ you light skinned niggaz..

Happy Fathers Day

Horrible pic of Dad and I but ehhh it'll do..

Happy Fathers Day to my dad John H. Amey Jr. even though you didn't raise me in the traditional/conventional fashion you still had a pivotal role and my life. In my earlier years we used to bump heads but now I realize it was because we're so much alike in so many different ways. I owe a lot to you, from my artistic talent to my humorous nature. I can't begin to express my gratitude for all you've done for me!



p.s. I wish you would've blessed me with good muscle building genetics! I hate working twice as hard in compassion as those w/ the muscle genes! But it'll make me appreciate my hard work that much more when I reach that mountain top!

side note: Dad know he need to sit down somewhere with that preppy look! Why he look like he bout to go play a few rounds of tennis at the local country club! LOL

extra side note: My head looked humongous! I looked like The Great Gazoo! JESUS!

Even though I didn’t come from your sack I still consider you a father to me in every facet of the word. You took a leap of faith and married a woman with two kids, I consider that to be highly admirable! You’ve provided me with the tools to succeed in life and I truly appreciate it! You never treated me like a step-son so I’ve never considered you a step-father. You’re just plain on Pops or Dex.

Thanks for being in corner when I needed you there!

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Another Doha Excursion

Today I hit the city up again...

The Islamic Cultural Arts Center and Museum.

The Hox asked me if I wanted to check it out and I replied "Naw I'm good I heard it wasn't nothing but rugs and vases! Wtf I wanna see that shit for?"

For a minute I thought I was at FAMU HO.mecoming when I came across this CANDY PINK throwback ass Benz w/ the pink and white guts.. smh

My homie "The Hox" carb'n up!

Friday, June 19, 2009

Welcome Home...

just arrived at Tommy's crib eagerly awaitng my return like Jesus. Please excuse that disgusting back ground.


Welcome Home...

I've been wanting the Geoff McFetridge Vandal Supremes for damn near 5 years! These joints were so slept on and yet so hard to find.

The illest shit is a lot of folks don't know that the shoe has an ILL graphic design hidden underneath!

Here's a few vid's of Freshness Mag uncovering the hidden gems:

The Geoff McFetridge Vandal Experiment #1 from on Vimeo.

The Geoff McFetridge Vandal Experiment #2 from on Vimeo.

The best part is I got em' for the shawty L-O!! *doing the shawty lo dance* w/ free shipping!!!

I can't wait to get home and freak these w/ the razor..

Welcome Home

Had to step my luggage game up! Walking through the airport with a old ass US Air Force bright blue backpack ain't gon' have the hoes checkin' for the kid!

I hate this nigga so much...

My personal bucket list...

I've never seen a girl blow a cum bubble but damn if I ain't apt to see the shit before I die!

"I get soooo weak in the knee's I can hardly speak..." - SWV

I can't explain it but I have an unnatural affinity for nipple piercings on chicks! I don't know why I love the site of pierced nipples but damn if it don't make the dick tingle at the site of one. I think maybe I just like girls who do taboo shit...

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