Monday, June 29, 2009
I lived in England during my middle school years and this afforded me the opportunity to travel all over Europe and expand my horizions at an early age. One of the things I experienced during my many travels across europe were NUDE BEACHES.
The 1st time I went to a nude beach I was shocked beyond measure! I looked down at the sand the whole time I was there because for some odd reason I was embarrassed to get caught looking at free-flowing tittyballs. After about my 3rd time of being at a nude beach I finally got my mind right and was like "fuck it I'ma look!" SMH I should've just stayed shy and embarrassed because that shit was nothing like what they show on TV, AT ALL! I've never seen so many dis-grossting ass bodies in my whole life! So many fucking orangutan titties and beached whale looking bitches posted up all over the beach, like thats whats good in the hood! No kid going through puberty should be BEGGING their moms to go home when being surrounded by titties!
Sunday, June 28, 2009
William "Billy" D. Mays, Jr. (July 20, 1958 - June 28, 2009) was a television direct-response advertisement salesperson most notable for promoting OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning, home-based, and maintenance products. His distinctive beard and loud sales pitches have made him a recognizable television presence.
smh @ myself 4 being more shocked about the death of Billy Mays than wacko jacko..lol
Saturday, June 27, 2009
One dude I know was like "you can't wear those since you're not Flip homie. That's like me (he's 1/2 flip) wearing some Air Ghana's. " Shiiiiiittttt that ain't stopping folks from rocking the "Island" AF1's or the mannnnnyyy different country variations they had during the world cup! So I'll be damn if someone roll up on me trying to call me out for having these on!
I'ma military brat so I was raised around Philippino's, Thai's, Chinese, Blacks, White, Islanders, Korean's, etc.. I'm probably the most culturally diverse nigga ya know..
Friday, June 26, 2009
I hate to burst ya bubble but MOST men don't give a FUCK about lingere! This girl at work was on Vicky Secret's website for their "annual sale" that all women go ape-shit over looking for some "unmentionables". I had to break it down that she was wasting her money because most of the dudes I know could give a fuck what kinda drawers ya got on as long as them hoes ain't nasty.
Hell I'm so throed with it, you could rock granny panites with Alf on the front and it wouldn't deter me from "GTD".
It's been brought to my attention by a certain someone who shall remain nameless that I've been slacking on my blogging. If you've been rocking w/ this blog from the beginning then you know I blog in "seasons" so to speak. That basically translates to "GET OFF my penis I don't get paid for this, I'll update it when I feel like it..."
Now I find it quite entertaining that I got called out by a person who's blog is shittier than Mr.Thanksgiving's. Also to add salt to the wound this same person "...had the audacity!" (c) Snoop in "Baby Boy" to compare my shit to the homie Tom's blog.
"so comparing us, like wine to a grape stain..." - forgot who said that
the following twitter-sation took place after that error in judgement:
ImCourtneyLynn@its_micAh oh yeah also about that smart ass remark about my damn blog...I'm a get to it...why can't ur shit be as funny as @TommyMitche11 ?
TommyMitche11DAMN! "@its_micAh why can't ur shit (blog) be as funny as @TommyMitche11"-(c)@imcourtneylynn
its_micAh@ImCourtneyLynn cuz I'ma cold hearted nigga.. I don't have time to be funny. Niggaz in love @tommymitche11 have the capacity 4 comedy lol
TommyMitche11LMAO "@ImCourtneyLynn Ima cold hearted N I dnt have time to be funny Ns in love w/@tommymitche11 hve the capacity 4 comedy lol(c)@its_micAh
ImCourtneyLynn@its_micAh honestly I don't know how I could make it thru work with you two sites @TommyMitche11 except @its_micAh been kind of /// lol!!!
its_micAh@ImCourtneyLynn now that I think about it, HOW DARE YOU COMPARE MY BLOG TO @tommymitche11 's. Check the page hits u sea monkey! lol
TommyMitche11See @ImCourtneyLynn @its_micAh blog is like JaeZ mine more so of a NaS, his is flashy for mnstream Quakers mine is strictly for the streets
its_micAh@TommyMitche11 @ImCourtneyLynn "Men lie, women lie, numbers DON'T" - (c) Shawn Corey
You lucky I'm trying to "walk with Jesus" *blank stare* these days cuz I should've torn your shit to shreds! lol
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Now I somewhat agree with that but at the same time I feel they use that whole "women have more body fat then men" argument as a crutch. They love to claim they're "THICK" but in my eyes they sitting a cheeseburger away from being fat. I'm not saying you have to be fucking Chyna the wrestler but damn don't let big momma, auntee such-n-such and so forth continue to pass along generations of falsehood ("baby we just have big bones in our family") because in the long run they're only hampering you from living a healthy lifestyle...
I'd love to start seeing change in the black community because we are our own worse enemies! We have some of the worse eating habits and beliefs! You're not "Thick" girl you're straight up fat!
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
Nothing is better than a chick who likes fucking and isn't ashamed to admit it! I hate those prude ass broads that steady front like they're cleaner than a preachers sheets! Just because you admit you like getting your fuck on doesn't make you a ho-bag! It means you're quite in tune with your sexuality and you're comfy with yourself!
I remember me and this dude at work was talking about sex and crazy shit we've done. This chick who was being a nosey ass bitch gon' suck her teeth and say "thats so nasty of ya'll to talk about stuff like that! You should have for respect for me!" I responded "girl sit yo' ass down somewhere cuz 1. we wasn't talking to your nosey ass 2. I know two niggaz who ran a train on you and 3. my homeboy said he pissed on you..."
She should've just minded her fucking biz or kept the shit one-hunid cuz A.) she wouldn't have gotten put on blast and embarrased and B.) we'd probably have more respect for her admitting she's a freaky bitch.
*shudders @ the memory*
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Horrible pic of Dad and I but ehhh it'll do..
Happy Fathers Day to my dad John H. Amey Jr. even though you didn't raise me in the traditional/conventional fashion you still had a pivotal role and my life. In my earlier years we used to bump heads but now I realize it was because we're so much alike in so many different ways. I owe a lot to you, from my artistic talent to my humorous nature. I can't begin to express my gratitude for all you've done for me!
side note: Dad know he need to sit down somewhere with that preppy look! Why he look like he bout to go play a few rounds of tennis at the local country club! LOL
extra side note: My head looked humongous! I looked like The Great Gazoo! JESUS!
Even though I didn’t come from your sack I still consider you a father to me in every facet of the word. You took a leap of faith and married a woman with two kids, I consider that to be highly admirable! You’ve provided me with the tools to succeed in life and I truly appreciate it! You never treated me like a step-son so I’ve never considered you a step-father. You’re just plain on Pops or Dex.
Thanks for being in corner when I needed you there!
Saturday, June 20, 2009
The Islamic Cultural Arts Center and Museum.
The Hox asked me if I wanted to check it out and I replied "Naw I'm good I heard it wasn't nothing but rugs and vases! Wtf I wanna see that shit for?"
For a minute I thought I was at FAMU HO.mecoming when I came across this CANDY PINK throwback ass Benz w/ the pink and white guts.. smh
Friday, June 19, 2009
I've been wanting the Geoff McFetridge Vandal Supremes for damn near 5 years! These joints were so slept on and yet so hard to find.
The illest shit is a lot of folks don't know that the shoe has an ILL graphic design hidden underneath!
Here's a few vid's of Freshness Mag uncovering the hidden gems:
L-O!! *doing the shawty lo dance* w/ free shipping!!!
I can't wait to get home and freak these w/ the razor..