While waiting for our guides to start the briefing I notice this silly mawfucka rocking those shoes that are supposed to simulate walking around barefoot.. white folks smh
Finally on the road!
Carla's punk self..
And we're off!
If you're wondering where the horizon is, you're looking at THE SKY! We're going up a fucking humongous sand dune! at least a 76 degree elevation! Nucking Futs!
Our driver just jumped the fuck off the sand dune w/o no warning! Homie was bout it!
I'm not ice grillin', it's just that God is shining the hottest & brightest flashlight in my damn face!
One of the other drivers.
Before we began our trip we were waiting on the drivers to show up. Our guides briefed us that the drivers seem to think that all American like rap music and have offended some folks (white people)on past trips. So if we have a problem with the music then address the issue w/ them so they can ask them to turn it down.
Immediately I turned to my homegirl Carla and say "I bet these niggas was playing some 'Pac". This other girl who came with us blurted out "how crazy would it be if he pulled up playing some Plies!?" Sure enough this distant relative of DJ Khaled pulled up playing what? SOME MUTHAFUCKIN' PLIES! Then he jumps out the whip, what's he rocking? A MUTHAFUCKIN' MAKAVELLI BRAND T-SHIRT!
Jesus take the wheel..
He later asked me where I was from (trying to be down and shit) and I responded Florida. He goes "You from Miami? I always wanted to go there!" I hate when I tell someone that I'm from FL they always ask me if I'm from FUCKING MIAMI!?! There are other cities in FL than Miami contrary to popular belief. Moving on, he start saying if he moved to Miami he could pass as hispanic then he starts speaking some mexicano vato spanglish that he probably picked up from watching old episodes of George Lopez.
Now to bring it home...
Finally he starts playing some NWA and all of a sudden he start kicking a freestyle for me. *blank stare* I just smile and bob my head along with the beat and tell him "That's dope!"
Standing @ the top of a sand dune. Look how small dude looks at the bottom. This dune had to be at least 15 stories high!
Even though the falcon was blindfolded I didn't get anymore than 5ft away from this bitch. Kinda scary.