Friday, July 31, 2009

"..when it comes to beef/you don't wanna do nuttin' but cook" - Jada *muah*

Bottom Left
You wanted to dead all Seal references because according to you:
"its time to reinvent the wheel, get back to the drawing
board, i have yet to hear a legit Seal joke/reference whatever have you, i mean
i dont mind takin the time out to craft some Seal jokes for you about me, do us
both a favor and retire em, tell em
And you know what you're right! I was indeed being quite lazy with that post , so it's time up the ante'.

I need this in my life...

The "Tellier" Necklace by Yazbukey. It's so ILL to me but for $231.87 they can kiss my beanbag!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

WTF was the name of this cartoon again?

...looking back there was some wack ass cartoons that came out during the early/mid-90's.
i.e. Denver The Last Dinosaur, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Mighty Ducks, Gargoyles,etc...

Wednesday, July 29, 2009


If I ever decide to settle down again me and my boo gon' take pix like this.. *dead* @ homie just chillin' off in the cut..

"Damn girl that shit hurt!" - Me

I remember this chick was giving me head and she kept using her teeth. I was jumping like a maw'fucka and she had the audacity to look at me like something was wrong with me tom'bout "you don't like when I use my teeth" I replied "fuck na'! I was circumcised when I was a infant a nigga ain't trying to get a 2nd one!". She gon' say "well my last boyfriend like it, you're tripping" which garnered the following response "if he liked it so much then why is my cock in your mouth and he's baggin' another bitch?"

Jesus take the wheel...smh

What lady would let some lil' boys be all up in her shit like this? I'm pretty sure she got some "daddy issues"

Random Question

Fellas if you saw a bad bitch dig in her nose nonchalantly before you was about to dust her off would you still knock her down?

My answer:

H-E-double hockey sticks NO! No bueno!

Damn I miss FL...

Ladies please answer this....

How come when ya'll mob to the club in a group you ALWAYS got that one hating ass bitch that be cock blockin' and shitting on the evening?! Does her demeanor change once ya'll step inside the club? Because ya'll had to know that she was a pessimistic, crabby, onery, stank-attitude ass broad before ya'll left the crib!

charateristics of that one cock-blockin'/hatin ass bitch:
  1. fat
  2. usually drove to the venue
  3. can't dress
  4. has no man
  5. generally just an all 'round H.A.M (H.ot M.ess)

I'll see your two and raise you one Thomas...

In response to this and that...

Your move Francis Thadeous Mitchell

"I'll show you how to do this son..." - Sean Corey

This is that tomfoolery I be tom'bout!

For my civilian N's who don't know wtf I'm tom'bout when I talk about the massages they give you after a haircut please see the vid below..

side note: this was a half-ass massage too. Some N's be going in on folks damn near bout to give em' "Happy Endings".. smh

*blank stare*


I've been pretty much adhering to a strict diet but these past two-three weeks I've been eating like shit! I put on 5lbs in the last two-three weeks from eating horrid which is NO FUCKING BUENO! Time to "get it right, get it tight". I guess I been feeling a bit burnt out on eating the same shit! Anyways this is a vid of me FINALLY indulging in "soul food tuesday" here. Ribs, Mac-N-Cheese, and Fried Chicken aka the staple of any real niggaz diet!

Ribs = MAD salty! No Bueno!
Mac-N-Cheese = Wiggidy, Wiggidy, WACK (moms is better than EVERY1's!)
Fried Chicken = Dry as fuck...

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Oh hell no!

A new roller coaster at Cedar Point in Sandusky, OH. I will never ride that shit! F-DAT!

Jay Electronica - Dear Moleskine (prod. Just Blaze)

If you know me then you know I STAN for all things Jay Electrolysis!

Monday, July 27, 2009

My inspiration...

Since I been out here in "The Deid" I've been in that gym trying to get my shit together. The guy in the video above has been my lil' personal weight-training version of Michael Jordan. Homie is the truth in the weight room. In case you don't know who it is, thats 8x Mr. Olympia Ronnie Coleman. I swear to God I watched his workout video EVERYDAY for 3 months straight. Now I'll never get that huge or want to be that big because that's just damn ridiculous but it's still inspiring to watch...

"NUTTIN' BUT A PEANUT!" - Ronnie Coleman

Oh yeah...

This was my b-day present the co-workers got me. A pillow cake signed by everyone.

side note: the arms are toning up niiiiiiceeeee...

Jesus Take The Wheel...smh

Clinton Portis (looking like a member of The Golden Lords) is obviously bored. N + Money + Nothing to do = Jesus Take The Wheel...smh

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Pretty cool...

I stumbled across this image and thought the studded design was a pretty dope touch. I'm guessing these are chick jeans (I hope they are being that damn tight). Anyone got any background info on these? I'd like to know the designer...

Tommy in 10yrs

How to Poop at Work (another work e-mail)

We've all been there but don't like to admit it..
We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the *WORK POOP* is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

*CROP DUSTING* When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff, but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

*FLY BY* The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a *FREQUENT FLYER*. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

*ESCAPEE* A fart that slips out while taking a pee or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment.
If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are a man and are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

*JAILBREAK* When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

*COURTESY FLUSH* The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the *WALK OF SHAME*.

*WALK OF SHAME* Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bath room.. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the *COURTESY FLUSH*.

*OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER* A colleague who poops at work and is Doggone proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

*SAFE HAVENS* A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

*TURD BURGLAR* Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the *Turd Burglar* leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

*CAMO-COUGH* A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a *WATERMELON*, or to alert potential *TURD BURGLAR*. Very effective when used in conjunction with a *SHIRLEY TEMPLE*.

*SHIRLEY TEMPLE* A subtle toe-tapping that is used to alert potential * TURD BURGLARS*that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear a *SHIRLEY TEMPLE*, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

*WATERMELON* A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See *CAMO-COUGH*.


It's been a hot minute since I've paid for gas, so i wondering how much is gass breaking ya'll back in the states these days?

Who knew we celebrated Albino Spider Monkey's B-Day?!

...and this nigga had the audacity to call ME old!?

Happy Birthday Willie!

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Welcome Back!

I finally heard Nippy's (Whitney Houston) new track "I Didn't Know My Own Strength" and my cold black heart actually enjoyed it. While I was listening to it I actually had a lil' grin on my face because I was so glad to hear her dropping new music and also the message in the song was nice too..

I doesn't sound like vintage Whitney but I'll take it! I mean 14 years on the rock will distort even the most angelic voices!


side note: I still can't believe she flushed her life down the shitter for Bobby fucking Brown! That crack dick must be a muthafucka!!!



For some reason I have always loved freckles on girls. She can White, Black, Purple it don't matter cuz If she has freckles then micAh! digs it. But there is always an exception to the rule, I don't like those ginger all over the body freckles. Those look like ya got leprosy or something!


I dunno why but...

...I've had an strange obsession with copping these kicks. I really don't know why because they're ugly as fuck but something inside my brain is hardwired towards buying these. Actually, when these dropped I stood in line for 3hrs the day Undftd Vegas opened in 90+ heat trying to cop a pair. But some lil' short asian bastard bought the last 12 (fucking despise resellers). They had a 13 but I didn't cop and to this day I kick myself for not copping that 13. smh...

Friday, July 24, 2009

I Need This In My Life!!

Man this would set the crib off if I had this on my wall!!


Working in front of a computer for 12hrs has many downfalls. I've become addicted to shopping online and bidding on eBay. Well the item you see above was purchased out of boredom.

Background story: When Jacko 1st kicked the bucket I saw a story on CNN talking about the surge in MJ merchandise on eBay. So I went on eBay curious to see what kinda bullshit I'd come across and I saw this "Jackson 5 1984 World Tour Jacket". So I was like "I wonder how much this shit is gonna go for, let me throw some B.S. bid of $34.00 to see how far above my bid the winning bid will be." Sure enough I get an e-mail from eBay 4 days laters saying "Congratulations on your winning bid". I'm like WTF did I win? So I click the link and saw I had won this jacket. FUCK! The nigga in me said "Fuck it don't pay" but the nice black person in me said "Keep your 100% feedback and just pony up the bread." FUCK!

So there you have it, I am now the proud owner of a vintage Jackson 5 tour jacket sz. L. I'm pretty sure I will not be rocking this shit so when I get back to the states I'll probably do some easy ass contest on here and give it away...

"...whaddup kid I know shit is rough doing ya bid" - Nasir

Watch all those fucking haters jump right back on his dick after he does some ILL shit on the field...guarantee it!

Disclaimer: That was funny to me, but cruelty to animals is not! (except snakes. FUCK SNAKES!)

micAh! factoid #1

Niggaz smh...

moving along

I decided to start dropping random factoids about me now. Why? Because its my fucking blog...

1st one:

I've never been to a funeral.

"You ain't got to lie to kick it..." - Too $hort

Even though I'm quite content staying single FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE one thing I DID enjoy during my committed relationship days was waking up next to someone. It was always a pleasant feeling to roll over and see that person resting peacefully with a content look on her face w/o a care in the world. I even liked to wake up to a caress on my face followed by a "good morning babe" (even if her a.m. breath was kicking like Muy Thai)...

...ehh fuck it.


"Nigga if you don't get the fuck off me!" pause

I never understood those grown ass men that always be trying to wrestle with folks! Those frat boy types love getting blitzed at the bar and then they start getting all grab-assy. smh.... I'm far from a homophobe but I think they're just trying to cop free feels myself.

That shit might've been acceptable when a nigga was in elementary school but by the time I got to middle school I knew I was too grown to be wrasslin' with niggaz! Homie this ain't MMA so you bet not try to grapple w/ me cuz shit might (no, will) get real serious and the outcome will result in you getting embarassed!

"BOO NIGGA!" - Random Bitch

Don't you hate when a maw'fucka be in ya face and try to play it off like they wasn't lookin' at you? That shit is a major pet peeve of mine!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Bruce Banner is THAT N!

Welcome Home...

A big gracias to my N...

Could've have said it better...

I've gotten a lot of flack from my "sistas" over the years because I've tend to date outside of my race more so than often. They always hit me with "whats wrong with the sistas?" or "you's a bourgeois ass N!". My rebuttal is always the same "Fine is Fine! I don't care what color a chick is as long as she looks good!"


Bron' Bron' jumped mad late.. Boy the media and haters (Francis, Alexander, etc..) will do anything to try to knock the crown off homies head!

*Hi-Fivin' God*

God is truly good for blessing white girls these days!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

"I'm back like I left my wallet..." - forgot who said that

Whaddup ya'll? Sorry I been M.I.A but my laptop was ackin' mad John Amechi, I caught a fucking head cold in the middle of the summer in the desert and plus my head was a lil' fucked up about the arrest of my homie. That sucked the life outta me! (pause)

But now I'm back to get it poppin' like pussy in a ATL skrip club!

Yesterday I got one of ILLEST b-day presents I ever got from my homegirl Ashleigh, A FLIP CAM! I had plans to start vloggin' when I touched down back in the states but this gift just helped expedite those plans!

So w/o further adeu here's my 1st VLOG!

Cribs: Al Udeid, Qatar style (deployment status bitches!)

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Terror and Malicious will be in the building...

Tue Sept 1 - CLIPSE / THE COOL KIDS @ The NorVA

Ever wonder what a .45 shot to the foot looks like?

brb going to go vomit now!

*blank stare*

Monday, July 20, 2009

Fuck! I'm 26...

"woke up early on my born day, I'm 20 its a blessing The essence of adolescent leaves my body now I'm fresh inMy physical frame is celebrated cause I made itOne quarter through life some God-ly like thing created" - Nasir Jones

Gracias to everyone who shot me a Happy B-Day wish!

B-Day shout outs:

"Old ass!- did you get your card?" - Uncle Rico

"click here" - Francis Thomas Mitchell

"Happy Birthday then fool what are 25 or 26" - Jerry

"Happy Birthday u old fuck hahaha" - E-vil

"Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 26years old. Somebody's near enough to Thirty to spit on it. I told you if you keep calling me old you would catch me. Happy Birthday with all the love a proud father could give, to a son that is exceeding all my expectations. Take care see you soon!" - Dad

"Happy bday! Hope all is well! :)" - Megan

"Happy BDAY my dude!!! Have a good one from out in the sand!" - Carl

"Happy birthday, go make it a great one!" - Uncle Doug

"Happy birthday brotha from anotha" - Howie


"Happy BDay lil bro!!" - Ronald Theodus Robinson

"Happy Birthday Micah!!!" - Yendia

"Happy B-Day, fool... Hope you're enjoying those camels..." - Karl

"Happy 26th birthday, Micah. I hope that you had a blessed birthday celebration. I praise God for 26 years of life and living for my favorite grandson. May you be blessed to celebrate many, many, more!" - Grandma C

"Micah!!!!!! Happy birthday!!! I hope it's a great one!!!! hope you're doing okay over there!!! No more sandstorms!!!!!" - Heather

"Happy Birthday, Weirdo" -BV aka keeper of Tommy's penis

"Happy Birthday Faggot!" - Bryon Eugene Vaughn aka Ron'Ron'

"Happy Bday" - Andy

"Happy BDay nigga!" - Antwaun

"micah!!!! happy birthday!!!! :) come to indy soon!!" - Holly

"Happy birthday... Charlene is so sweet!" - Joakima

"Happy Birthday Micah!" - Neosha

"Happy Birthday Micah. Hope you're enjoying your day in the dust." - Jon of Red Dot Clothing

"Happy Birthday punk!" - Chris NYC

"Happy Bday Dee Dee!!" - Teisha aka DiaperStyle

"Happy Birthday bighead!" - LaCrystal

"Happy 26th Birthday" - Viktoria

"Happy Birthday Boops!" - Mom

"Happy Birthday Grandpa!!!" - Tiffani

"Don't eat to many dicks on ur bday u homo. Happy birthday." - Brock

"Happy birthday!!" - Kelli

"Happy Birthday!" - Courtney

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Welcome Home....

...another knocked off the list! I ALWAYS wanted the viotech dunks! Now for a pair of the viotech trainers (which are hard as FUCK to find *in my sz)...

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