Friday, July 10, 2009

Ya know what?


I've never engaged in a threesome and its realllllllyyyy starting to weigh on my brain. I swear finding one chick who's down hasn't been that hard. It's finding that 3rd player who's ready to come off the bench and put up numbers! I really need to reach that mountain top soon so I can scratch that off the list of "Things to do Before I Die".

I had this girl who was like "Ok I'm down for a threesome as long as it's you and another dude." *blank stare* Ummm that's not a threesome boo, that's getting a fucking train ran on you. I don't like watching porn if the dude:chic ratio is in favor of the dude, so that pretty much parallels to my life! The only dick in the immediate vicinity will be mine...

3 comments:

Nate. said...

"Ummm that's not a threesome boo, that's getting a fucking train ran on you"-real talk and comedy.

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micAh! said...

gotta be blunt sometime! lol

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