Friday, August 28, 2009

Supreme Fall/Winter Drop...















































































I may very well spend over $1k easily...smh






Thursday, August 27, 2009

Years later its STILL fucking hilarious!

video

The best part is homie running off screaming "Oh Shit" LMFAO!!!

Yahoo Questions...smh some people's Children.





































Lets see how many niggas STEAL this one from me too!


45 ODD Things about you!



1. Do you like blue cheese? NO

2. Have you ever smoked? NO

3. Do you own a gun? Not yet

4. What flavor Kool Aid was your favorite? This blue kind they don't make anymore

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Only the dentist

6. What do you think of hot dogs? After I saw how they were made I no longer eat them

7. Favorite Christmas movie? The Christmas Story of course!

8. Favorite thing to drink in the morning? Water

9. Can you do pushups? All variations

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My earrings I got made recently

11. Favorite hobby? Sonn'n Tommy on the regualar and People Watching

12. Do you have A.D.D.? Unlike most folks who love to say it I've actually been diagnosed w/ the shit

13. What's one trait you hate about yourself? I'm too meticulous

14. Middle name? Dior. Thx Kathy

15. Name 3 things you are thinking about right now? I gotta boo-boo, How much it's gonna cost to tow the whip, and What time is Vick playing?

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Water, Red Bull (sugarfree), Water


17. Current worry? Breaking bread to fix my car!

18. Current hate right now? The humidity.

19. Favorite place to be? At the beach back home

20. How did you bring in the New Year? In Granby Theatre w/ Brock

21. Where would you like to go? Paris


22. Name three people who will respond? the following biters Katie, Fresh and Rae


23. Do you own slippers? some debo's

24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? grey


25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? I like cotton sheets.

26. Can you whistle? Yes

27. Favorite color? red

28. Would you be a pirate? an online music pirate

29. What songs do you sing in the shower? Shai - If I Ever Fall In Love, Stevie Wonder - These Three Words and Mos Def - Umi Says

30. Favorite Girl's Name? Lilly


31. Favorite Boy's name? Micah


32. What's in your pocket right now? Burts Bee's Wax

33. Last thing that made you laugh? Thinking about a scene in Observe & Report

34. Best bed sheets as a child? He-Man

35. Worst injury you've ever had? 1 broken ankle

36. Do you love where you live? eehhh...

37. How many TVs do you have in your house? 1

38. Who is your loudest friend? Tommy.. have you heard this nigga laugh?

39. How many dogs do you have? 1

40. Does someone have a crush on you? Not to toot my horn (pause) but I wouldn't doubt it...

41. What is your favorite book? The Color Purple


42. What is your favorite candy? Sour Patch Kids


43. Favorite Sports team? The World Champion Caliber Dallas "Americas Team" Cowboys

44. What song do you want sang at your funeral? Some New Orleans 2nd line music..

44 ODD Things about you! I scratch my nuts and smell my fingers if not ones around, I look at feet constantly when walking around, and when I pop a huge zit for some odd reason I'm proud of it.


45. Ever kissed a girl? Some I can't even remember who they are...

Why do I want to kill this so bad?!


*drooling*

In Retrospect...

(*dead* @ Pee Wee's facial expresion)

When I stumbled across this image above it made me think, "I wonder does Morpheus regret rocking that fucking jheri curl and playing that lame coontastic ass Cowboy Curtis on Pee-Wee's Playhouse?" Then I started think about the various odd-jobs/gigs/schticks I've juggled in my lifetime and I couldn't think of one job that I was ashamed of having..

although...

I can think of a job I got fired from that I was quite disappointed in myself for. I was a lifeguard in high school and I got fired for falling asleep. SMH 2x!!!

The things these eyes have seen..smh

Fellas have you ever came across a chica with a muy feo (very ugly for my non-spanish speakers) va-jay-jay? Lord knows I have and I still have nightmares about it... *shudders* "micAh! what did it look like?" you ask? hmmmm It looked like a poorly constructed Hot Ham-n-Cheese sandwhich from Hardees. *blank stare*

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Once Again FACEBOOK Strikes!

(click to enlarge)

All I have to say is LMFAO!!!!

I'm so glad...

...I don't have a fear of flying. I honestly feel for folks who have difficulty taking to the skys. I've been flying since I was age 4 so it's nothing for me. My secret for folks is, stay up the night before you gotta fly and take Tylenol PM. I guarentee your anxiety about fly will be nixed! But majority of the time I only stay up and dope up when I gotta fly longer than 6hrs. I don't know what it is about the plane but as soon as I sit down I pass the fuck out. Majority of the time I'm sleep before that bitch even pull outta the terminal. Knowing this, I always tell the person sitting next to me "make sure you wake me up for the peanuts and drinks.."



I need these in my life...







Can't keep a good man down...

Homie in the wheel chair is "getting it"! Ain't no wheelchair gon' keep him from cuttin' a mean rug!

Welcome Home...

Cop you one too HERE

Coming Back to Civilization

So ya fave blogger will be back in the good ol' U.S. of A Sunday! *Harlem Shakin'*

Honestly, I feel like a nigga who's about to get released from doing a bid! I don't know wtf is crack/poppin'/hot/fresh 2 def in the skreets these days. So now I look to you, my appreciated readers, let me know what's good?!

Questions
  1. What iPhone apps are hot now?
  2. How much does gas cost?
  3. What movies do I need to catch up on?
  4. Does PTI still come on?
  5. What are the hot spots these days?
  6. Who's throwing the best parties?
  7. What music have I missed out on?
  8. What are the hot websites?
  9. What TV shows do I need to get up on? I heard True Blood (basically vampire porn) is hot!
  10. and if I need to know any other shit holla atcha boy via comments or e-mail

To all my Yankee HATERS...

...damn it feels good to be on top! HI HATER (Tommy)!

I don't understand it but it makes me smile..


Monday, August 24, 2009

I don't even know him and I hate him...

I'm not a hateful person by far (I mean I play-hate on my friends but it's all in good fun) but Nick Cannon is a nigga I fucking HATE! He is so goddamn corny and lame! I went to the movies to see Drumline (against my will) and the whole time my blood pressure was going through the roof! I wanted to throw my fuckin' drink at the screen everytime he came on it. Nothing worse than a corny ass nigga trying to be hard (pause)! FUCK!

I've compiled a list of celebs I want to punch in the face and why:
  1. Nick Cannon - (^see above^ )
  2. Paris Hilton - For being famous for being absolutely talentless.
  3. Heidi and Spencer - for being uber douches
  4. Rick Ross - for being a Federali and embarassing my state
  5. Glen "Big Baby" Davis - for being so overrated and lame
  6. Kobe Jellybean Bryant - you should already know why
  7. Desiree' Washington - for falsely accusing Iron Mike of rape
  8. Tim Tebow - because I'm a 'Noles fan
  9. Lil' Kim - for coming out in public looking a H.A.M
  10. and lastly Rihanna - I HATE HER MUSIC & VOICE! Plus she really ain't THAT dope looking.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

*blank stare*

Forreal Phillip?

Friday, August 21, 2009

Clipse X Cool Kids Official Afterparty 1 Sept 09

Cream will be throwing the Official Afterparty for the Clipse x Cool Kids concert, SEPT 1st 9pm-2am @ Entourage. Hopefully ya'lls fave blogger will be back stateside and be in that bitch like this g-string was in amber rose's ass crack (I love her)..


CLIPSE X COOL KIDS X PLAY CLOTHS X CREAM = A WINNING COMBO!!




SEE YA'LL THERE

My sister...smh

(hopefully she got her act together since last yr *when the pic was taken* and stop making myspace faces and rocking Famous, Stars & Straps)

moving along...

...So I'm chopping it up on the horn w/ her about random bullshit, which basically I was grilling her about her boyfriend (this goofy lookin' nigga) and doing my normal big brother threats of "tell that nigga I'll fuck him up if he do some trifling shit", "does he know ya brother is crazy?", etc... So after I get that outta the way she says "ooh I know what I want for xmas this year!" Already I'm thinking to myself, "She bout to say some bullshit" but I decide to humor her anyways and ask what she wanted. This heifer says "I want some pink Dr. Dre headphones"

*blank stare*

First of all, if I don't have no $350 headphones (even though I almost bought some last week) what in the hell would make her think I would cop her some? So I proceed to tell her that she didn't need them and that all those crazy colors she see the celebs rocking are special customs and the only color she would be able to get are the standard black joints..

smh kids.

Thanks Sony...


...for making my agonizing decision much easier! If you wasn't aware I've been debating on either coping a 360 or PS3 when I come back. Now that there is a slim version of the PS3 retailing at $300 I now know which one i'm copping. THE PS3! I'm feeling pretty hype about getting back into gaming. The things you give up for love! SMH @ MYSELF! NEVER AGAIN!

I always...

...kinda envied city kids doing shit like this (on the low). But then I would walk outside and take a deep breath of good ol' Florida fresh air with a slight hint of the Gulf of Mexico and immediately come back to my senses.

(shit does look fun though)

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