So me and the homies Howie & Jus were on the subway platform waiting for the next sub to arrive. So that bitch finally pulls up and as soon as the doors open up we get an eyeful of ashy bum ass in our face! The 1st thing my nigga Howie says is "Ahhhh Hell Naw!!!"
So we talk down to the next door and enter the sub car there. So I guess someone made a complaint to a MTA official and here what happened...
So me and my homies (Kelli & Jenn) were being typical New York tourist and riding the sightseeing bus. The 1st bus had the weirdest damn guide on earth! Here's a vid of her trying to talk on the mic with it covered by plastic?! smh...
A couple of weeks ago upon my return to the U.S. of A I was informed that my license was suspended due to an unpaid ticket I got literally a day before I left for my deployment. I tried to explain that I was deployed but VA's bitch asses wasn't hearing it..
They got me for $500+
Thanks for supporting the very folks who provide you the freedoms to act like fucking dicks!
My immediate thought when I walked in and saw this line was "FUUUUCCCCKKK!!!!"
How in the hell can basketball short be so deep in your ass that they look like Under Amour compression shorts? JESUS!
Homies forehead was beyond comprehension! His shit looked like the front of a Saab..smh