Back when I was living in Florida I used to have this roommate who was the biggest cockblock on earth! Anytime I would have a bitch over he would wanna come around and start conversing like it was nothing. One time I was smashing this bitch and this nigga come knock on the door to discuss possibly contacting the electric company to find out why there was a 47 cent increase in the electric bill.
Nigga do you not hear me in here giving this bitch the ol' one-two?!?
Needless to say next month I broke the lease and bounced....