Friday, February 26, 2010
I honestly can't remember the last time I took a BATH! Don't get it fucked up I wash my ass via showers but I can't recall the last time a made a tub of water for the intended purpose of relaxing, soaking and washing.
Is it me or are baths kinda gross? You're literally basting in your days worth of filth... I think if I did take a bath after I was done I'd drain the water and run the shower over my body which pretty much is a waste of water.
...but whenever I'm out and about and I come across a young fashionable female clutching a cup of coffee I find it incredibly SEXY. I think maybe I just like the idea of a young, chic, business minded chick handling her business.
I FUCKING DESPISE COFFEE.
It's so nasty to me. I mean the shit stains your teeth, makes you shit like a bitch, and makes your breath stank. Knowing this; it adds another parallel to the confusion why I like young girls that drink coffee..
hmmm.. I have so much inner turmoil lol
Thursday, February 25, 2010
I have friends that make special concessions to others outside of their relationships to appease their friends which truly baffles me! Whenever I've been in a committed relationship I always had the mind state of "it's us against THE WORLD". I think thats the way it should be because people would rather see you unhappy than happy a large majority of the time! Who's gonna look out for your happiness? Them? I think not...
I had to do a double take! I thought it was Epic Beard Man for a sec!
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
If you had a kid out of wedlock would u be ready? mentally? financially? is abortion an option at this age?
I'd be ready.. wouldn't be mad at all. Abortion isn't an option because I would relish the opportunity to be a father
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
There are some things in life that we come to expect or know is constant like:
- We know the sun will rise and fall daily
- We know terrorists will NEVER be stopped
- We know that the Yankees will always dominate
but one thing everyone knows is that T-MAC will NEVER play a full season healthy!
Meeting celebs has never done anything for me. I always just look at them as regular folk but sometimes I do watch them a lil' extra when I see them in public just to see how they carry themselves in everyday life.
The only time I ever truly showed my ass when meeting a celeb was when I met Shaq my senior year. I was finishing up my senior yr in Indianapolis at Pike High School (went to live w/ my pops due to some tomfoolery) and I had a part-time job at Loews Movie Theatre. Well the Lakers were in town to play the Pacers and I guess homie had a lil' downtime because he sure strolled up in there with Shaunie.
I was at my register and I noticed a fucking giant ducking through the enterance coming inside. The 1st thing I thought was "damn that dude is tall" and went back to helping a customer. He got in my line and when he approached the register I looked up and it was Shaq dead in front of me!
Mannnn, I started shaking like a bitch and studdering my ass off. He said "What up bro? Can I get a small popcorn and a fruitopia?" I started preparing his order and I was taking forever because I was shaking so hard that I kept spilling the popcorn outta the bag. SMH @ myself.. I guess he sensed my excitement/shock/nervousness because he said "chill lil' dude can you hurry up please because I don't wanna miss my movie." So I finally got my bearings together gave him his shit and dapped him up with was like shaking Jesus hand in my eyes at that time! As soon as he went into the movie I started jumping up and down screaming like a fucking bitch! Again SMH @ myself..I ran to the break room and called my Dad and Uncle blabbering like a fucking pre-teen after a Jonas Brothers concert...
This is my WORK stash! Don't let me run into one of them lil' heifers slanging some in the mall! I'll probably buy 4 more boxes! I truly love this time of the year because I stock up on these shits like I'm preppin' for a winter hibernation! These shits are bartering tools! Folks just don't realize the power of Girl Scout cookies. I could probably get a person to rob someone if I offered them a box of Somoas!
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Ever since I saw that episode of Family Guy where Peter was addicted to living out his fave movie Road House I've become addicted to saying "Road House!" all day long at work!
Well, I guess I was getting on everyone's nerves saying "ROAD HOUSE!" all day long coupled with the fact that I had NEVER seen it much to their surprise, so when I came to work this was on my desk!
Vintage Cazal 955's.
I guess I'll be channeling my inner Stanley Burrell this summer..
*searching for genie pants*
They come with side shields but I took them out... I'll probably put them back in I just wanted to see what they look like without em'.
Monday, February 15, 2010
February 11, 1990.
That day will live in infamy in my life. That was the day pussy ass James "Buster" Douglas beat one of my fave ppl on earth Michael Gerard Tyson in Tokyo! I remember that shit like it was yesterday! Man I ran to my room and cried! Lawd have muuuurcy! Seeing Mike Tyson get his ass whooped was like seeing Superman getting fucked up by Lex Luther!
Anyone who knows about this fight knows that Tyson got cheated like a mawfucka! When Tyson dropped Buster's bitch ass the ref fucked up the count. He was too busy telling Tyson to retreat to his corner when he should've been doing the count. The lapse in proper refereeing afforded Buster's bitch ass a good 6-7 secs to get his bearings together...
BULLSHIT I TELL YOU, BULLSHIT!!!
What you see here is the original scouting report done on His Royal Airness Michael Jeffrey Jordan when he was sonn'n niggaz on the low back @ Laney High. The script at the bottom of the paper is a hand written note by the god Dean Smith.
The illest shit about this to me is his dope ass stat of 25pts per game but having that followed up by "unknown". Boy folks slept on this nigga HEAVY!!!
I recently went 2 weeks without getting a haircut which is RARE for me. I mean I quite neurotic when it comes to my personal appearance. At one point in my life I used to get my hair cut twice a week! But anywho, I didn't get my hair cut because of the snow storm and also I ain't wanna break my haircut cycle of either Friday or Saturday. Man I looked a hot mess! It was so bad that even the white folks at work was asking me questions like "Micah are you ok?", "...bro wtf? you need to get haircut!" or my fave "Are you growing an afro?"
Anyone who's been to my crib knows that my shit used to be quite bland. I didn't have anything on the walls. I got tired of looking at my boring ass bachelor pad so I've started make steps towards jazzing that bitch up...
Here are a couple of Kaws prints I bought. They were quite inexpensive and they do their job of adding flair and conversation to my crib.
Yo, I went and saw "From Paris with Love" yesterday as a part of 'Love Thy Self Day' aka Valentines Day and I THOROUGHLY enjoyed it! If you like smart ass, funny, crass dudes killing folks in insane ways then this movie will be PERFECT for you!
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Getting these was quite a headache. Well not really because I already had mine on lock. I had to jump through flaming hoops to try to get my boys theirs.
I need to "complete" the family... I just need some sneaker "downtime", meaning I just need a good month and a half where there aren't any shoes I want releasing.
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
I was on base getting a tire put on my new rim that came in and this was the change I got back:
At first I thought nothing of it til' I took a double glance at it and immediately my face scrunched up. It's not everyday you receive a $20 with "Death to the U.S. Govt" w/ Andrew Jackson dressed up like Adolf Hitler while on a military installation.
That back was even better:
"Pres. Clinton is a child molester" & "7/4/9 Marshal Law in U.S."
Monday, February 8, 2010
I have THE WORSE bed etiquette!
- I hog the blanket
- I've been known to elbow a person in the face while sleep
- I guess I "poot" in my sleep.. so I've been told
- I talk in my sleep.. so I've been told
FINALLY my fucking scarf came in! Jesus I paid for this shit on 15 Jan! I had to open a case on eBay against this nigga! *sigh* wooooossssaa! At least I got the shit I guess. *kanYe shrug*
Union x Mos Def