Wednesday, March 31, 2010

ugh!!!

Am I the only one who INSTANTLY gets enraged when unsuspectingly walking into someones fart?

"Protect Ya Neck!!!" - RZA

I remember one time I got into a fight with this nigga named Mike Scott. We was throwing errant punches at each other and missing for about 3 minutes... Well my dumb ass got stole on with the most VICIOUS jab ever because I looked at a car passing by that had some big ass rims! FAIL on my part major! Yo this niggas jab hit me so quick and hard *pause* that I was on my ass with my fist still up wondering "wait, why am I on the ground?" That punch literally knocked the fight outta me because as soon as I got to my feet I said "man this shit is gay, i'm going home" smh @ mysef 2x's! I didn't feel that punch until later on the night and man did I have a crazy headache!

so I'm the weird one?

Again at work we were on the topic of sex and I started talking about how maybe 1 out of every 50 times I cum from getting head! You should've seen the looks my male coworkers gave me! They immediately started saying "wtf is wrong with you", "are you a fag", etc... Luckily the LONE female in our group co-signed for me by telling them that she knows a couple of dudes that also don't bust from head. It's not that I don't enjoy it or it doesn't feel good but ain't nothing like that snappy nappy! lol


Taking the V-Card

At work we like to "shoot the shit" mainly about sex because quite honestly that's the one thing that people seem to always want to talk about. So the topic of taking someone's virginity came up and surprisingly I was the ONLY person against it! Why, do you ask? Because I dunno it's always something that's creepy to me. I always felt that a girls 1st time should be intimate and special. Two things I highly doubt I'd be able to do with a virgin...

1. it'll be clumsy and awkward

2. she'll be probably saying "go slow" or "it hurts"

and lastly...

3. she'll probably bleed and the site of blood makes me queasy!

Monday, March 29, 2010

"It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you..." - Rakim

I swear I was planning on doing a big update but I've been pretty occupied as of late. The store is now open so I can resume my reg life..

My bad.

Monday, March 8, 2010

What do you do on your time off aside from workout?

play Call of Duty and do "Hood Rat Stuff" word to Latarian Milton

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Who is your best friend?

my mom

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What makes a good father?

providing for them, giving them the most important thing you can give a kid; TIME, pushing your child to their fullest potential, knowing when to discipline your child accordingly and being there for them in their time of need,,,

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Do you have any pets?

the family rottweiler "Raheem" such a hood name I know...

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have u ever experimented with drugs?

surprisingly, I've never done a narcotic a day in my life...

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Monday, March 1, 2010

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HAS ANYBODY EVER TOLD U THAT U FAVOR LAMAAN RUCKER??

alllllllllllll the time

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Do you have a secret?

plenty...

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R u an ass or a breast man?

ass...

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When is the last time you vomited?

1999 no lie! I was dehydrated after a day at basketball camp my freshman year..lol I've dry heaved a few times since then but no vomit..

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Do you work out?

indeed I do.. 5 days of weight training and 3 days of cardio.. courtesy of the homie Ron!

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