Saturday, July 31, 2010

Gym Pet Peeves



If you follow me on twitter or are my friend on FB then you know all I talk about is working out. Since I work out so much I've accumulated a list of shit that people do in the gym that annoys me.

1. Leaving sweat behind on the equipment.
- Yo, this is my NUMBER one pet peeve because its beyond disgusting. Muthafucka wipe your damn fluids off of the fucking bench and machine! That's nasty! Especially when it's some sweaty ass dude who's been sweating like Shaq in the 4th quarter! People truly don't realize what contained in their sweat! Bacteria, traces of urine, etc... So, whenever I hop on a machine/bench after some one gets done and I notice their sweat on it, I IMMEDIATELY wipe that shit off while glaring in their direction so they'll know the disdain I have for their actions.

2. Taking too long with the equipment.
- Now I don't mind if you're doing mad sets of a particular exercise but don't be on ya phone and talking & joking while others are sitting their waiting to use the shit!

3. Excess Noise
- When I'm throwing up that weight and it's getting tough I'll grunt while I'm straining. Who doesn't? It's not uncommon for people to do this while working out. But if you screaming and yelling, sounding like a Badger giving birth, and I look over to see a big dude throwing up some bitch weight you're going to immediately activate my *side eye* and it will be shot in your direction. Negro shut the fuck up if you're not REALLY getting it in. If you want attention that bad then take your ass on American Idol.

4. Trying to show off
- Homie, EVERYONE has to start somewhere! Don't be in the gym trying to show ya ass by attempting to throw up some weight you clearly can't handle! I don't feel like running over to help lift the bar up off ya dumb ass and plus you look foolish as fuck failing like a fish outta water trying to get the weight up! Hard work will get you where you wanna be...

lastly...

5. Looking at yourself NON-STOP in the mirror.
- I'm guilty of this. But I don't do it for the vanity reasons a lot of people do it for. I do it to make sure my form is correct and to see how my muscles look while being strained by a particular workout. I HATE seeing muthafuckas starring and posing in the fucking mirror while they're supposed to be working out! Man, if you don't take your fake Mr. Olympia ass home and pose at the crib! Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit!

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Juice Crew Bowling Tourney

The homie LB and his collective "The Juice Crew" decided to host a bowling tourney at CineBistro. Cream decided to toss our hat in the ring to capture the glory, which we failed to do!


HAD TO SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST!

ME!!!

Please peep the form the curve as I majestically pick up that spare!

THE BEST DEATH OF ALL TIME!!


Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Cheese



It's not everyday you get compliments like that! I'll take it...

Thirsty by. Jessie Davis

I drank from honey filled streams & ate what warm dreams...are made of....chocolate coated promises murderous acknowledgements...venom dipped words bled from your mouth that day...see I resisted that poisionus imprisonment the temptation of never acknowledging my existence for the sake of getting lost in you...but I'm lost in you. Hidden in the recess of your shadows lost at the edge of all your battles. Carelessly mistaken for your sheild of protection...your sense of validation that murder can come in all forms these days. Yet I drank from your cup greedily...gluttonous is what I am...jealous of your ability to be so abundant...so bountiful in the business of heartbreaks. My heart aches. My heart breaks. My heart aches. And still I drank...


homegirl is Talented!

I can haz?!



Random Shots...

en route to the movies to go see "Cyrus"

I am RUSTY!!!

My homegirl copped this for me for my B-Day. I as soon as I popped it in I knew I was fucked. I haven't played NCAA since 08 and that was on PS2!! Man this shit is like night and day. I GOTTA LOT OF PRACTICING TO DO BEFORE I TAKE MY SKILLS ONLINE!

Monday, July 26, 2010

Happy Birthday E-vil

Invisible Treehouse = DOPE

This is actually a Sweedish hotel that you can stay in for $599.




EPIC

Saturday the crew and I hit the skreets to celebrate me & Eric's respective birthdays. I told everyone that the night would be EPIC. I don't think I lied...

click here to see a complete rundown of the tomfoolery that transpired because I don't remember SHIT.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Apparently my extremely nonchalant attitude towards most things in life is quite off-putting to quite a few people. It's not that I don't give a COMPLETE fuck, it's just that I learned LONG ago not to invest an abundance of emotions into most situations. I never understood why people get so worked up over situations they can't control. What purpose does getting irate over a situation beyond you control accomplish? Shrug that shit off and keep it moving people..

"I'm mad at the world, fuck love again..." - Curtis Jackson


This scene has struck a nerve with me since 2004...GREAT ACTING

NYC Stay's winning!


Great Coworkers I have...





Tuesday, July 20, 2010

You can't deny the talent...

I drew this for the homie E-vil E bka Eric... It's pretty much the only reason he exists.

Welcome Home...

OG Nike Air Pillars

CLASSIC

"I woke up early on my born day..." - Nasir Jones

yes today is my birfday.
yes I'm sprinting to age 30.
yes I'm still getting hotter the older I get.

Hate ON, haters...

More Drunken Antics...


Apparently I thought this chick was 'Precious' smdh..


Me and the homie being mad presidential right now... sn: I have NO idea who's car this was.

Friday, July 16, 2010

Happy Birthday Uncle Doug!!!


He's such a Thespian...

"Inspired by Basquiat, set my chariots on fire/everybody took shots, filled my body up I'm tired..." (c) Sean 'Jay-Z' Carter

Am I The Only One?

I remember as a kid I would rush home from school just to make sure I made it home in time to watch Darkwing Duck, Talespin, Rescue Rangers and of course Ducktales! You can not deny the fact that Disney had the after school cartoon schedule on LOCK!

Ducktales was my particular fave outta the bunch. I thought Gizmo Duck was the ILLEST and I secretly hated on Huey, Luey and Dewey for living in the lap of luxury! But the number one thing that drew me to the show was ol' Scrooge McDuck himself! This nigga was the epitome of balling! Homie had his own bank vault, plane, submarine, helicopter and fleet of whips! But the most ballerific shit he did was swimming in his money! Man I thought that was the dopest shit but as a grown up I realize how UNFEASIBLE it was! If a person tried to actually dive in pile of money like that I'm pretty sure they'd be the next Christopher Reeves...

Dearest Nike Air Total Max Uptempo, oh how I love thee...

Bonjour! If you've been following this blog for awhile then you know my love affair with the Nike Air Total Max Uptempo. Well since that original blog post I've accumulated 3 OG pairs. I am obsessed with this shoe and will CONTINUE buying more pairs of OGs.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

R.I.P SHOE ROOM...

My lil' sister moved from FL up to VA to live with her big brother, ME! Well being the fantastic big brother I am, I accommodated her and all of her shit accordingly by letting her move into my shoe room. The only reason I had a 2 bedroom apt was just to have an extra room to store my kicks. Never in a million years did I think my lil' sis would be coming to live with me. But I'm not complaining but shit is kinda tight! My bedroom walls are now lined with kicks but I'm not complaining one bit.. Having my sister here has kind of broken the monotony of my regular life...

"...of course that mans plottin'/smarten up the streets is watchin" - Sean Carter

When B-Moore posted this pic as his twitter avatar the fuckin tweets was activated! I have never seen so many niggaz go in' on someone so bad! *pause* That shit was BEYOND hilarious! I wish I would have saved some of those tweets or at least favorite'd them because they were truly classic!

Monday, July 12, 2010

Damnit!!!

I missed out on getting a free Slurpee yesterday!

Sunday, July 11, 2010

"I'm faded and feeling x-rated! it's Mr. Nasty-Time!"

Man I have NEVER drank so much in my life. From Thurs-Mon I drank non-fucking-stop! When I got home and checked my bank account I tallied that I spent $400+ in alcohol!
WHOA!

















EPIC

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