So, I was on the plane returning home from ATL just looking out the window, jamming along to Tony Bennett's "Duets II" album and minding my business when all of a sudden I saw something out the corner of my eye. I look over to the seat next to me and what do I see? I see a lady breast feeding her infant.
WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU THINK IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO WHIP YOUR TITTYBALL OUT ON THE PLANE NEXT TO ME?!?!? Why didn't she go to the bathroom or at the very minimum just cover up the child with a blanket or jacket!?!? No apparently its was ok in her mind to just flop her tittymeat out all in the open.
THAT'S NOT EVEN THE WORST PART!
The whole time she's breast feeding her infant the lil' dude was staring directly at me barely blinking. If I had to read his mind I was imagine he was thinking "Yeah I'm sucking a titty in front of you bruh! PROBLEM?!"
They have literally THEE BEST happy special i've ever been prevued to in my short 28yrs on this lovely planet. The deal is buy one drink at regular price and you can get a 2nd drink for $0.25. The only catch is that it has to be the same drink and you have to order both at the same time.
Needless to say you'll be double fisting all night for that deal.